me: (notices person with a flag resembling Belize) OMG!!! YOUR BELIZEAN TOO?! YESS WE'RE NOT ALONE! WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?? WE MAY BE COUSINS! MINE IS DYER! I'M FROM ORANGE WALK WHAT PART ARE YOU FROM??? ASDFGGDSSDG AAAAGGH!!!
person with the flag: (unfolds flag) Dude. I'm haitian.